AP reports that Tom Brady’s son has been named John Edward Thomas by mother Bridget Moynahan. As AP observes, the baby boy’s initials are J-E-T, insinuating that this may be a jab at her ex-beau now dating Gisele Bundchen.
I’ll be first to say out loud that it is true that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I wouldn’t put it past her, nor do I blame her for doing such a thing, however, if Bridge did intentionally mean for the naming of her first born to eternally stab Tom in the heart, reminding him of his hated division rival - so that he couldn’t even look at him, hold him, kiss him, damning J.E.T. to a life of serial killing - she could have added another name at the end. The poor boy’s already got three first names. What’s another one?
Stephen
Silas
Silky
Hopefully, Tom will name our first born something insanely cool like, Tim Sasha Oliver Aston Frederick or T.S.O.A.F which of course will stand for The Sum of All Fears, the film where Bridge had her star making turn opposite Ben Affleck as Dr. Cathy Muller.
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